Secret Ninja

sergeantjbbarnes:

Why this episode of Billy and Mandy isn’t all over tumblr I’ll never know

(via colberts-report)

Bela’s even in this show. Gosh dang.

me: whats your opinion on tampons

little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

little brother: why

me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those

me:

little brother:

me: that is a fantastic point

5sos bodyguards probably

bodyguard: calum put your pants back on

bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone

bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone

bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs

bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos

bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK

bodyguard: u know what's punk rock

bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK

bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!

bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke

bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4

bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4

bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country

bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car

bodyguard: did he just

bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ

bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN

Emotionally hurt Damon is the worst.

Parrish. What even are you?

rafrousseau:

theherpyderpystalker:

Dear you, Boo hoo. I’ll say what I want and tag it as what I want. Thank you for your input.

are you 12

Yep. Totally. You found me out, genius. Now how about you stop being an ass an get over yourself.

Noooo. Please don’t kill baby Parrish. I love him so.

Why are people so rude about tags and what not? I know that I tag things for my personal convenience so that I can find them later on if I want to.  And I typically don’t post stuff regarding a show unless I really need to vent and what not. So calm down everyone. Let people post their stupid shit on the tags if they want, you’re gonna have to scroll through it no matter what so sorry. 

rafrousseau:

theherpyderpystalker:

Dear Jeremy Gilbert,
Don’t be a dumb fuck.
Thank you.

dear theherpyderpystalker,
don’t put your vomit in the main tag.
Thank you.

Dear you, Boo hoo. I’ll say what I want and tag it as what I want. Thank you for your input.

dbvictoria:

The trifecta of Marvel Chrises will soon be complete.

(via spacetrekking)

Mason is a total werewolf name. Come on guys.